Fnrrf Ygm Schnish Timeline

This is a record of major events occuring in the 40 Nherbis as seen in my OHRRPGCE games Fnrrf Ygm Schnish: Alleghany Hell School , Okédoké, and various related stories.

In order to better organize them, events on this timeline are divided out into various time periods that should be familiar to most people reading this; for example, the Stone Age, Bronze Age, Iron Age, and so on.

Before human history

Around 4 billion years ago

• The Rupoo is defeated by Goribo, but manages to avoid being completely destroyed by splitting itself into many small pieces and scattering them throughout the nherbis, sealing each piece away with a portion of its remaining power in order to protect them until the time when it recovers from the battle.
• Though he has prevented immeasurable destruction, Goribo knows that the Rupoo's scattered fragments will eventually reassemble themselves and it will return, possibly so far into the future that he will no longer be around to stop it. He begins to come up with a plan to ensure that there will always be someone around to stop the Rupoo every time it resurfaces, choosing two young females of his species as the ones that will hold this responsibility. 
• After being put through a mysterious and complicated transformative process, the twin girls Goribo chose become Damuru-J and Damuru-F. They are sealed away to sleep for millennia, only awakening in far-off times when the Rupoo's power begins to resurface and it becomes a threat to the nherbis once again.

Around 100 million years ago

• The Blurbys are freed from slavery thanks to the efforts of Zaj Tanduo.

Stone Age (~2,900,000 BC to 5000 BC)

Around 401,000 BC

• The Dondu Empire begins to expand, annexing its neighboring countries on the Nummorrian continent of Moray-Dondu.

Around 400,900 BC

• The rapidly-expanding Dondu Empire now covers more than half of the continent of Moray-Dondu.

Around 400,250 BC

• The Dondu Empire, having conquered the entire continent of Moray-Dondu, begins to spread out into the mountainous regions of northwestern Blurbonazz. Occasional conflicts with the Blurby inhabitants of the area slow them down a bit, but still the Dondu continue to expand.

Around 400,200 BC

• Seeking to spread their control even further beyond their original borders, the Dondu Empire sends a portion of its military force alongside a handful of civilians to start a colony on the continent of Ummiboro. This action marks the beginning of the Numnum and K'hyurbhi War.

Around 400,197 BC

• A group of Numnum monks who had unlocked the secrets of using their innate Num Power, led by Teyguo from Kirbadon, join the battle against the Dondu Empire's invading forces. When Teyguo defeats the Kihlah Master leading the Dondu colony, the rest of the Dondu forces suffer a drop in morale that enables the other Numnums to defeat them and force them away from Ummiboro without much difficulty.

Around 398,000 BC

• A group of strange beings known as the Coraudos descend upon Nummorro, triggering the War of the Coraudos. The entire continent of Moray-Dondu is so heavily damaged by the conflict that it becomes unstable and sinks beneath the ocean; the Dondu Empire that once existed there is almost entirely wiped out.
• Using the Num Coin, Babozu becomes the first Numnum known to have transformed into a Supernum form. 
•  With his newfound power and some help from a Blurby king named Habbio and a Kihlah Master named Wakubolo, Babozu is able to defeat the Coraudos and seal them away deep beneath the surface of the planet. The place where they were sealed--the only piece of land from the continent they destroyed that remained above the sea--would eventually become known as Moray's Island.
• Remnants of the Dondu Empire, believing that they became a target of the Coraudos due to their reputation for conquering other lands with their powerful Kihlah, vow to end their warlike ways.

397,640 BC

• Babozu, now growing old, decides to seal the Num Coin away where he originally found it--in the temple directly above the place where the Coraudos were sealed.
• In order to ensure that future generations will be able to access the Num Coin in case the Coraudos ever break free, he teaches each of his several children how to use their innate Num Power to open and close the seal.

Around 88,000 BC

• War breaks out among the Burijeoo. In the aftermath, nearly all males of the species are dead and their homeworld Brijetoo is reduced to a polluted shell of its former self.
• In the years that follow, the Burijeoo develop advanced cloning technology in order to allow them to reproduce without the assistance of the rapidly-dwindling male population.

Around 87,500 BC

• Due to chemical exposure and the lack of male Burijeoo in the generations following the war, a small percentage of the females begin to exhibit the earliest stages of an unexpected mutation--the ability to reproduce with other females.

Around 15,000 BC

• Earth's Num Coin is placed within an underground temple in what will eventually be southwest Virginia to ensure that nobody unworthy of its power is able to get their hands on it. 
• The Anbell move into the Num Coin's temple.

Around 12,000 BC

• The ancient Grey Zukku constructs a warp generator in the lowest depths of the Ihctogan caverns, far enough down that the warp-disrupting Blubbonite deposits in the surrounding asteroid field do not interfere with its function.  The purpose of this portal is to create a permanent pathway between the First and Second Nherbis, so that the Zukkus banished to the Second Nherbi ages ago might someday have a way to escape.

Around 8000 BC

• A group of K'hyurbhis settle on Nummorro's far-northern continent of Narr. Together they form the Herbhi, the first of the K'hyurbhi tribes.
• A human named Veyaddhu becomes Lord of Moronism, vastly strengthening the hold of Moronism over his species by encouraging his followers to begin treating all other life on Earth as inferior beings that exist only for the benefit of humanity. A small group of humans flees through a Num Warp rather than joining the Lord of Moronism, ending up on the planet Zwoobah in the First Nherbi. 
• After starting a full-scale war to dominate all other life on Earth, the humans are eventually defeated and their advanced technology is taken away from them. This forces them to rely on little more than simple wood and stone tools to even survive, leading into the beginnings of human history as modern humans know it.
• The first human Lord of Moronism is somehow defeated; exactly how this happened is unknown. Afterward, he is mummified and buried in a tomb somewhere in Egypt. As no suitable successor was around at the time of his death, the power of Moronism remained within his body for thousands of years.

8000 BC

• J'daahi Bunprego is born.

6250 BC

• Radical K'hyurbhi separatists in the Coocoo Forest region form the Hamhu tribe, vowing to return to the ways of the ancient K'hyurbhis and remove all influences of other species.

Around 6000 BC

• Several small clans of K'hyurbhis living in the northern Bippi Forest come together to form the Wudimok tribe. 
• A group of traveling K'hyurbhi healers meet in the Dondu Mountains to develop more advanced healing Kihlah techniques, aided by a clan of mountain-dwelling hermits descended from the survivors of the ancient Dondu Empire. Within the next few years, these healers and their families form the Dondu tribe. 

Around 5400 BC

• Several fringe groups of Rupoo-worshipping K'hyurbhis band together in order to better communicate and avoid their many enemies, becoming the Umpupu tribe.

Around 5000 BC

• J'daahi Bunprego splits the power of the Uggy Barfoo and seals the Barfoo Power into fifteen Barfoo Points around the world.
• The first Guardians of the Barfoo are chosen. 
• After having lived on Zwoobah for nearly three millenia and absorbing the planet's abnormal amounts of ambient energy for all that time, the displaced humans living there (now known as Zwoobans) begin to develop the ability to use Kihlah.

Copper Age (~5000 BC to ~3300 BC)

Around 4000 BC

• Burijeoo travelers, fleeing the oppressive Darkclaw regime that had come to power on their homeworld, arrive on Earth.

• After exploring the east coast of North America, they eventually settle within a cave system that will later become the underground city of Yagziknia.

Around 3800 BC

• When digging out additional entrance tunnels to their city, the Yagziknian Burijeoo discover the temple where the Num Coin is hidden.

• Not long afterward, the Burijeoo seal the door to the temple using magic, preventing anyone from messing with the Num Coin.

Around 3500 BC

• J'daahi Bunprego takes up residence on Mt. Goribo, where the main entrance to Yagziknia is located.

• Soon afterward, Bunprego makes contact with the Yagziknians and provides them with a magical key capable of unlocking the temple's door, just in case Yagziknia is ever faced with a threat that would require Num Power to fight off.

Bronze Age (~3300 BC to ~1000 BC)

Around 3000 BC

• J'daahi Bunprego provides a portion of the Barfoo Power to a lone Anbell, creating the Great Anbell, in order to better protect the Num Coin from power-hungry humans.

Around 2500 BC

• A group of K'hyurbhis on the southern tip of Blurbonazz build a new town and name it Blubberwukk. Within the next few years, several K'hyurbhi families in the area band together to form the Blubberwukk tribe.

2017 BC

• A group of K'hyurbhi scholars studying the techniques of the Rupoo-worshipping Umpupu tribe discover a method of drawing on the Rupoo's power without offering it sacrifices. In order to teach these techniques to future generations, they form the Zambuzl tribe.

Around 2000 BC

• Zwoobans first make contact with the residents of other populated planets within the First Nherbi, making brief visits to other worlds by making use of Kihlah-generated Num Warps.

Around 1600 BC

• Several Kihlah Masters on the Kroz Islands, as well as their students and families, come together to form the Hahtytah tribe.

Around 1500 BC

• Bunprego hides the Uggy Barfoo within a temple on the small island village of Hudawuda, off the west coast of Africa.
• The Hoi tribe is formed. Most of the new tribe's members were previously part of the tribeless K'hyurbhis' central government or military, so the tribe immediately gains a high rank in K'hyurbhi society.

Around 1200 BC

• A grave-robber named Yzular disturbs the tomb of the previous Lord of Moronism, awakening the Moronic power lying dormant within Veyaddhu's mummified body. The power of Moronism enters Yzular's body and he is transformed into the new Lord of Moronism, Ma-Du Yzular.
• Shortly afterward, Yzular and his followers begin to conquer large portions of the Middle East, wiping out many of their rival tribes.

1003 BC

• Oolach Khurb’yi is born.

Around 1000 BC

• After a long battle between the two, Ma-Du Yzular is sealed away within his palace on the moon by Bunprego.

• Without the Moronism powers Yzular had granted them, his Yzularite followers on Earth are quickly defeated by other tribes. However, in the aftermath of this defeat, fragments of their Moronism-based beliefs are incorporated into most human religions of the time.

Iron Age (~1000 BC to ~400 AD)

Around 100 BC

• Zwoobans visit Earth, their original homeworld, to see how human society has developed in their absence. Finding that the influence of Moronism among the Earth-bound humans is incredibly strong despite the absence of a Lord of Moronism, they decide that it would be impossible to reintegrate with them and instead begin to establish hidden cities such as Aspia and Snoo Snazfu.

69 BC

• Bok is born.

54 BC

• Norgu is born.

49 BC

• Ondu is born.

45 BC

• Bok joins the Blurby army.

39 BC

• The K'hyurbhi and Blurby War begins when Oolach Khurb'yi sends a squad of Kihlah users over the mountains to attack the Blurby city of Blubboro.
• Bok rises to the rank of General in the Blurby army.

38 BC

• A young and rather small Blurby named Norgu joins the Blurby army, hoping to become stronger during training.

14 BC

• The K'hyurbhi and Blurby War ends, with the Blurbys finally managing to overcome the K'hyurbhi forces. There are many casualties on both sides, including almost all members of the Hahtytah tribe that chose to ally with the Blurbys against Oolach Khurb'yi's army.
• In the aftermath of the war, the various K'hyurbhi tribes become even further distanced from Oolach Khurb'yi and the Hoi tribe which once served as the leaders of K'hyurbhi society. The central government that once existed in K'hyurbhi society essentially disintegrates.
• Norgu, now grown up into a powerful warrior, is recognized as a Great Blurby for his efforts during the war.
• For his role in convincing the K'hyurbhi tribes to separate from the central government as well as winning several major battles, Bok is also rewarded with Great Blurby status.

13 BC

• After several successful test flights of the spacecraft Ummiboro 4, Ondu offers the ship to the king of the Blurbys in exchange for extra funds and supplies to aid the construction of his fifth and final spacecraft design, the Ummiboro 5. 

4 BC

• Ondu offers Bok the captain's seat on the newly-completed Ummiboro 5. Bok accepts, and soon begins to gather close friends and associates to make up the ship's crew.

1 AD

• Bok pilots the spacecraft Ummiboro 5 to the far reaches of the Num solar system, discovering Blubbonite in the asteroid field around the planet Ihctogo. After landing on the Ihctogan surface, he and his crew become the first explorers to thoroughly document the distant planet, as well as defeating a Rupoo cult hiding out in the cavernous depths below the surface and delaying a Zukku invasion plan for at least a couple thousand years.
• Ondu is recognized as a Great Blurby for his role in both the creation of the Ummiboro 5 and his use of Num Warp technology to delay the Zukku invasion.

230 AD

• The mad scientist Orranudum is exiled from Oolach Khurb'yi's army and sealed away in the far northern mountains.

Middle Ages (~400 AD to ~1400 AD)

774

•  Bok dies in his sleep of old age, after dozing off in a chair on the roof of his house one afternoon.

Early Modern Era (~1400 AD to ~1700 AD)

1500

• A Kihlah Master named Iehro abandons Oolach Khurb'yi's army, not approving of the K'hyurbhi ruler's increased focus on conquering other societies and constantly seeking fights with their strongest warriors.
• Iehro travels around for several months, eventually settling in an abandoned fort high in the Ummiboro Mountains.

1577

• Numm Crunchuso is born.

1597

• Narmer is born.

1605

• Gourbik Crunchuso is born.

1615

• As more and more deserters from Oolach Khurb'yi's army flee to Ummiboro, Iehro decides to clean up the old fort into a place where former members of the army can stay safely. This group of ex-soldiers later becomes known as the "Lost K'hyurbhis," due to the fact that they abandoned their posts in Oolach Khurb'yi's army as well as their skill at hiding themselves from the outside world.

1697

• A group of Yuckow Foods led by Yukkzi Osogross XXII migrate to Nummorro and attempt to take control of the Kroz Islands.

• A few weeks later, Blurby scientists invent Anti-Yuck and send a large shipment to the Kroz Islands, where its original inhabitants use the chemical spray to fight off the Yuckow Foods. This forces them to retreat to their partially-constructed Yuckow Tower on the northernmost island.

Modern Era (~1700 AD to present)

1725

• Orranudum manages to break out of his Kihlah seal, escaping from imprisonment. While searching for a place to set up a new laboratory, he instead comes upon the fort where the Lost K'hyurbhis have been living and decides to join them.

1747

• Blubbarr is born.

1778

• Blubbarr becomes king of the Blurbys, inheriting the position upon the death of his father. At only 31 years of age, he is one of the youngest newly-crowned Blurby kings in history.

1798

• Gaitou Goueng-Zu marries a young girl whose original name has been lost to history.

1799

• Gaitou Goueng-Zu's only son (Joguo's great-great-great-great-grandfather) is born.

1800

• Gaitou Goeung-Zu's wife finds the Uggy Barfoo; when she picks it up, however, an odd reaction causes her to transform. The result is the demon Arkusazzo, who terrorizes Japan for three years.

1803

• Arkusazzo's rampage is halted when she is sealed in a tree. Despite this, the Goueng-Zu are blamed for the damage she caused.

1804

• J'daahi Bunprego returns the Uggy Barfoo to its proper resting place.

1810

• The remaining members of the Goueng-Zu clan leave Japan, later settling near the town of Clifton Forge in southwest Virginia.

1852

• The Mexican gold mining town of El Dorito is wiped off the map by a horrific outbreak of "La Diarrea del Diablo" after the town well is contaminated.  Only a few survivors manage to escape the town without pooping themselves to death along the way.

1854

• Thunotsu is born.

1862

• Nummy is born.

• The seal placed on Arkusazzo weakens to the point of breaking and she frees herself from the Tree of Arkusazzo, only to be re-sealed in under an hour by a small group of Goueng-Zu clan ninja (which includes Gaitou's son, his wife, and their two children.)

1870

• Thunotsu begins his Kihlah training.

1881

• Nummy establishes his own restaurant, called Nummy's, on the outskirts of the Numnum city of Koogra.

1902

• Bairei Goueng-Zu is born.

1908

• Arkusazzo breaks free of the Tree once again, this time nearly killing several of the Goueng-Zu ninja clan before finally being sealed back into the Tree by Ran Goueng-Zu's grandfather after a battle that lasted for several hours.  Bairei Goueng-Zu, only a young child at the time, watches from the sidelines.

1910

• Barold Anklestein Moop is born.

1921 

• Diaria Umphwurst is born.
  

1927

• Alberto Alfredo von Poodmu is born.

1929

• King Blubbarr finally chooses a queen after having ruled alone for well over a century, a record among Blurby kings in recorded history.

1931

• Huba Gedounga is born.

1932

• Zorbitrov Magosski is born.

1941 

• January 30th: Dickolas G. Cheney is born.
  

1943

• Alejandro San Pedro del Garbanzo is born.

1945

• Diaria Umphwurst and Barold Moop are married.

1946

• July 6th: George W. Bush is born.

1948

• Ran Goueng-Zu is born.

• Gyaralia is born.

1950

· April 3rd: Stephen Scott Ril is born.

• Meija is born. 
• Vicente Trueños de la Cola is born.

1951

• Kenneth Adolf Higgins is born.
• Huba Gedounga becomes a Guardian of the Barfoo, tasked with watching over sub-Saharan Africa.  Though no Barfoo Points are currently located in the region, off its coast lies the island where the Uggy Barfoo itself is hidden.

1952

• William Fartbean is born.

1954

• Pugh is born.

1956

• Afronian Gorgonzolas is born.

1963

• Alleghany High School is built.  Though not reported to the public, a vast dungeon is built beneath the cafeteria for reasons unknown to anyone but those involved in the construction.  They remain secret to everyone outside of AHS staff for decades.

1964

•  February 11th: Sarah Palin is born.
  

1965

• Agawe Dadama is born.

1966

• Arkusazzo breaks free of the Tree of Arkusazzo once again.  Moriko Hosuda is caught by surprise and killed, causing her husband Akinosuke to fly into a rage and attack Arkusazzo alone.  Though he put up a tremendous fight, he was eventually worn down and overpowered by Arkusazzo. The young Ran Goueng-Zu attempts to help in the battle, but his lack of training in ninjutsu makes him unable to aid in the sealing process, so Bairei is forced to step in instead.  He succeeds in re-sealing Arkusazzo, but the strain of using such powerful ninjutsu at his age costs him his life.  Akinosuke succumbs to his injuries shortly after the sealing ninjutsu is complete, leaving Bairei's wife Koharu as the only surviving Goueng-Zu clan member of her generation.
  
  The Hosuda branch of the Goueng-Zu clan distances themselves from the ways of the ninja, with surviving members Ishiro and Takako (the children of Akinosuke and Moriko) moving to the Midwest and settling into much more ordinary lives.  Akinosuke's ninja tools and trademark green scarf are left behind with the Goueng-Zu branch, as the Hosudas knew he wouldn't have wanted them to go to waste in the possession of those who no longer practice the ninja arts.

1967

• Upchukk is born.

1968

• Hooji Mofos is born.

• Fartmaster Dilan is born.

1969

• Days after the previous queen's death, Gyaralia (a distant relative of the late queen and one of the few remaining members of the dwindling royal family) becomes queen of the Burijeoo.

• Meija is sent to Earth alongside several other Burijeoo to learn about the planet and see if it could be a suitable replacement for the ruined Burijeoo homeworld.

1971

• Kukabo is born.

• Meija marries a human and abandons the scouting mission given to her by Queen Gyaralia.

1972

• Uraaiynu is born. 
• Kiyoko Goueng-Zu is born. 
• Blackbird Undertree is born.
• Maria Barfuzel is born.

1973

• Uraaiynu's human father is killed in action during the Vietnam War, leaving Meija to care for her daughter alone. 

1974

• Thunotsu becomes a Kihlah Master.

1975

• Queen Gyaralia of the Burijeoo attempts an invasion of Nummorro, but her forces encounter massive opposition from the Blurby military as well as various members of other species. A series of brief clashes eventually leads to Oolach Khurb'yi's army becoming involved as well.

• After an entire regiment of elite Burijeoo soldiers (complete with the warship they came in) is wiped out by a handful of Kihlah Masters, Gyaralia immediately withdraws her forces and abandons the Nummorrian invasion plan, convinced that it would be doomed to failure if it continued. 
• A Burijeoo named Ielerai is sent to Earth in order to check up on Meija, who has made no reports regarding her scouting mission in five years.  Upon tracking her down and learning about her new life on Earth (including her deceased human husband and half-Burijeoo child), Ielerai decides that it would be for the best that she not report any of this to her superiors. 

1976

• Pugh meets Afronian Gorgonzolas, now a trained ninja and going by the nickname "Fro," and the two become friends.  Fro finds that the above-normal strength, speed, and reflexes Pugh has thanks to being a vampire make him an ideal training partner for a ninja, and they spar together from time to time during the late '70s.  During this time Pugh picks up a bit of basic ninjutsu as well as kung fu.
• A Burijeoo scout named Nazala discovers a small community of vampires living in a network of abandoned underground spaces below the city of Rochester, Michigan.  Hoping to aid in a possible Burijeoo invasion decades in the future, she encourages vampires who have had bad experiences with humans to move in and gradually develops them into her own personal army, convincing them that she herself is a vampire using Burijeoo disguise magic.  She develops an almost religious following among them, speaking of "the Invasion" as if it's some predestined supernatural event that will overthrow human society so the vampires can live without fear of being hunted down.
  

1977

• Sarah Fartbean is born.

• Dilan begins training in the art of fart-combat.
• After three years of false reports that she has been unable to make contact with Meija, Ielerai abandons her mission as well and travels across North America.  She eventually settles down in Canada.
• A young girl named Maria Barfuzel falls victim to the disease known as "La Diarrea del Diablo" and dies as a result.  This is the last reported death due to "La Diarrea" in Mexico.

1978

• Wooburs is born. 
• Armando Francisco del Garbanzo is born.

1979

• Kiyoko Goueng-Zu begins her ninja training, and soon discovers her great-uncle Akinosuke's scarf among the family's ninja gear.  She takes to it immediately and begins to wear it everywhere she goes from this point onward.

1980

• Captain Scud is born.

• Nummer is born. 
• At only twelve years of age, Hooji becomes a Guardian of the Barfoo when his father (the previous Guardian) passes on his powers.  Like his father before him, he is tasked with watching over the Middle East and northern Africa, including protecting the Barfoo Point located in Egypt.

1981

· September 1st: The Sausage Company is founded by Big Beefy and Mr. Sausage.

· September 7th: Zorbit Magosh joins the Sausage Company. 

• Gwee McBoobs is born.

1982

• William Fartbean's daughter Sarah dies in a freak electrical accident.

• Bonhayde Nebozu and his wife begin to travel the world, stealing valuables from every place they visit.

1983

• Schnee McBoobs is born.
• William Fartbean begins experimenting on his own body.

1984

• Kekyu Arghenplaffer is born.

• Jimothy Tickeu JePoo is born.

• William Fartbean begins to refer to himself as "Master Fartbean."

1985

• Kara is born.

• Tijje McPupé is born.

• Megan Nebozu is born.

• Ondu is born.

• Uraaiynu is informed of her Burijeoo heritage by her mother, and the two leave Earth to visit the Burijeoo homeworld, Brijetoo.

• Queen Gyaralia discovers that Uraaiynu is a half-Burijeoo and has her thugs murder her mother as well as throwing her in jail.

• Upchukk joins the Blurby military just days after his eighteenth birthday.

1986

· June 5th: Eddie Ril is born.

• Adam Nebozu is born.
• Sensing ancient Moronic forces beginning to stir in anticipation of something big in the future, Afronian Gorgonzolas (now a ninja master, and going by the nickname "Fro") gathers up others from all around the world who have become aware of the threat of Moronism.  Among them are representatives of the Guardians of the Barfoo, the Goueng-Zu ninja clan, the hidden magic-using communities scattered across the world, and even a few ordinary humans with no powers... including the mayor of the Canadian town of Beaverfoot and a Spanish teacher at Alleghany High School.  Together they form the group "FNRRF YGM SCHNISH," named using the initials of its fifteen founding members.

• Master Fartbean completes the Saru project, creating a superpowered clone of his daughter who he names Sarah Nancos Fartbean.

• Jason Sehmat is born.

• Bridget Sticke is born.

• Joguo Goueng-Zu is born.

• Mash Cracke is born.

• Robert Yellek is born.

• Tarato Buriu is born. 
• Sarah Moop is born.
• Lauren McPupé is born. 
• Crustine "Crusty" Lungenflemm is born.
• Meghan Yomhan is born.

1987

• A group of American politicians begin to formulate a plan for world domination, funding construction on a top-secret base hidden somewhere in Alaska.

• Stephen Scott Ril begins fighting crime as the costumed superhero Sea Slug Man.

• Bonhayde Nebozu and his wife steal the Uggy Barfoo from the temple in the village of Hudawuda where it was hidden.  Huba arrives just minutes too late to stop them, watching their helicopter disappear over the horizon as the villagers go into a panic.

• Asuljai is born.

• Kherber Hoi-Dondu is born. 
• After a decade of fart-combat training, Dilan opens up a school to teach his techniques to other promising martial fartists in Las Vegas.  It becomes known as the Green Wind Dragon Dojo.

1988

• Mexicans begin to mysteriously disappear shortly after crossing the border into the United States.

• Construction on a giant robot begins in the secret Alaskan base. Kidnapped Mexican immigrants are used as slave labor for the project.

• Alejandro San Pedro del Garbanzo travels north across the border to investigate the disappearance of several Mexicans, but he himself is captured and locked away at Pukadonna Federal Penitentiary.

• The Kukaru ninja are nearly wiped out when Klukumus suddenly attacks. Kukabo, the last surviving Kukaru ninja, barely makes it out alive, vowing to return and defeat Klukumus when he has become strong enough.

• The Nebozus stop their "treasure hunting" business and settle down in the city of Covington.

1989

· April 1st: Bob Boredington is born.

• Sea Slug Man becomes well known in Clifton Forge and beyond after apprehending the notorious pedophile known only as "Mr. Molester."

• Kukabo's journeys lead him to Brijetoo, the Burijeoo homeworld, where he is captured and put in jail by Queen Gyaralia. He quickly escapes, freeing Uraaiynu in the process.

1990

• Kukabo teaches Uraaiynu the basics of Kukaru-style ninjutsu. Uraainyu attempts to learn Kihlah from him as well, but she is unable to use it.

• Queen Gyaralia sends her daughter Bridget away to Earth, planning to use the knowledge she gathers while living there for the next five years to help with an eventual invasion of the planet.  Upon arriving on Earth, she uses a bit of rudimentary illusion magic to convince the Sticke family that her appearance at their doorstep is a miracle, and they immediately take her in.

1991

· August 10th: Julia Ril is born.

• Kukabo and Uraaiynu return to the Kukaru homeworld to stop Klukumus. After defeating his minions Irezonu, Sonegwai, and LuMal, they move on to Klukumus himself. After a long fight, Klukumus is finally killed.

• Months later, Uraaiynu returns to Earth, bringing Kukabo along with her. While searching for a cave to live in, they stumble upon Yagziknia, where Uraaiynu decides to stay.

• Kukabo leaves to continue his search for a new home on Earth.
• Ishiro Goueng-Zu is born.

1993

• Mr. Molester escapes from prison for the first time, but he is quickly caught by Sea Slug Man and sent back. 
• Arkusazzo breaks free of her seal once again.  Young Kiyoko Goueng-Zu attempts to battle the demon on her own, but despite her skill as a ninja she is no match for Arkusazzo.  Her father Ran arrived moments too late to save her, but his years of ninjutsu training had not been in vain; on his first attempt, he easily seals Arkusazzo back inside the tree.
  
  Akinosuke Hosuda's scarf is passed on to young Joguo, just in time for him to begin his own training as a Goueng-Zu ninja.

1994

• Kurb is born.

• Nummer, the prince of the Numnums, leaves his home at Num Castle to travel the world.

• Queen Gyaralia of the Burijeoo suddenly falls ill to a rare and crippling disease. Within weeks, she is dead and the Burijeoo are left without a queen, leading her council of advisors to take control of the government as a group until a legitimate heir is found. 
• Blackbird Undertree becomes a Guardian of the Barfoo, tasked with watching over the British Isles.  Though a relatively small area compared to the jurisdictions of most other Guardians, two Barfoo Points are located within that region, ensuring that he stays busy.

1995

• Scientists discover molesterol.

• Oolach Khurb'yi begins a series of attacks on the continent of Ummiboro. King Narmer is killed in one such battle, and the crown of Num Kingdom is passed on to Numm Crunchuso.

• Numm quickly allies himself with Oolach Khurb'yi, hoping to avoid future conflicts with the K'hyurbhi empire. He then proceeds to run his kingdom rather poorly, forcing shops to provide their best armor to his guards only and confiscating large supplies of food and valuables for himself. When those living there threaten to leave, he tightens up the borders of Num Kingdom and sends many guards to patrol them, making it difficult for anyone to get in or out.

1996

· Early February: During Nummer's journeys across Nummorro, he meets a young K'hyurbhi thief named Kherber, who decides to travel with him for a while.  Soon afterward, they meet a Blurby warrior named Upchukk who volunteers to act as their bodyguard.

1997

· April 29th: Pizza toppings all over the world mysteriously turn to sausage.

· May 6th: Noticing the lack of non-sausage toppings, Sea Slug Man looks into it and finds out about the Sausage Company. He soon discovers the location of the Sausage Building, the company's base of operations.

· May 7th: Sea Slug Man infiltrates the Sausage Building and defeats Zorbit Magosh in battle. However, he is unable to beat Mr. Sausage, and is forced to retreat.

· May 9th: Sea Slug Man returns to the Sausage Building and has a rematch with Mr. Sausage, this time coming out on top. After confiscating some bombs from Mr. Sausage and learning that the Beefoe gangster Big Beefy is in charge of the whole operation, he heads off to search for Big Beefy's location.

· May 10th: Sea Slug Man locates Beef Tower and climbs up before confronting Big Beefy. After fighting a losing battle for a long time, Sea Slug Man manages to kill Big Beefy with one of the bombs he had taken from Mr. Sausage's stash earlier.

· May 11th: The Sausage Company is officially closed down by Zorbit Magosh, who goes off to live in the wilderness. Numnum police arrive on Earth to arrest Mr. Sausage.

· May 30th: A group of Yuckow Foods, including several Yuckfood Warriors, arrives on Earth in hopes of aiding the Sausage Company's plans. Unfortunately, they're too late, as they soon learn from Zorbit Magosh that Big Beefy is dead, Mr. Sausage is in custody, and the Sausage Company no longer exists. The Yuckow Foods decide to stay on Earth anyway, wandering the unfamiliar wilderness of southwest Virginia.

1998

• While wandering through the football field of Alleghany High School, the group of wandering Yuckow Foods encounters Mr. Higgins. Somehow, they get along with the mustachioed principal, and before long he offers them a place to live in the form of the school's Cafeteria Dungeon. 
• Ishiro Goueng-Zu dies after attempting a particularly acrobatic ninja move that he wasn't ready for yet, inspired by Joguo pulling off a similar move.  Joguo begins to slack off in his ninjutsu training, feeling responsible for his little brother's death. 
• Diaria Umphwurst Moop dies from food poisoning after eating an entire box of Bug Bran cereal in one sitting.

1999

• Uraaiynu becomes the leader of the Yagziknian Burijeoo. 
• Vicente Trueños de la Cola, training under Fartmaster Dilan in an attempt to master the art of fart-combat, dies from a ruptured colon after forcing a fart.

2000

• Kurb's Kihlah training begins. Within a matter of days, he learns how to use the basic Hihu technique.

• Master Fartbean and a team of scientists discover an ancient temple ruin while investigating unusual energy signatures somewhere in the jungles of South America. Damuru-J, the source of the strange energy signatures, is found sleeping on a pedestal deep within the temple.

• After taking Damuru-J from her resting place and bringing her to his lab, she awakens and finds herself completely lacking any memory of her past. Fartbean attempts various experiments to figure out what she is, but all are unsuccessful.

• Bridget Sticke returns to her homeworld Brijetoo for the first time in a decade, officially being crowned Queen of the Burijeoo shortly after her arrival and stripping away most of the political power that had been held by the council of elders who had ruled in her absence. 
• Barold Anklestein Moop dies after slipping and falling from a roof while attempting to retrieve a soccer ball that his granddaughter Sarah had kicked up there during a visit to her grandparents' home in Canada.

2001

• Master Fartbean continues to experiment on Damuru-J, this time attempting to use her mysterious energy as a power source for his machines. This project, like all of his previous experiments involving the amnesiac girl, does not succeed.

2002

• Kurb finishes learning all the Kihlah skills that his parents can teach him. Thunotsu, the Zunajin Kihlah Master, takes the young K'hyurbhi in as his Kihlah student.

• Bridget Sticke first discovers the Num Coin's temple beneath Alleghany High School, but is unable to enter.

2003

• Master Fartbean tires of the constant failure of Damuru-J-related projects and ships her to Mr. Higgins, not bothering to inform him of the fact that all attempts to use her as a power source were unsuccessful.

· August 20th: Fartbean Enterprises begins construction of a cross-country subway system.

· October 22nd: A mysterious barrier surrounds Alleghany High School. Not long afterward, the school is struck by a sudden power outage, which is eventually repaired thanks to Eddie Ril, Joguo Goueng-Zu, Bridget Sticke, and Jay Sehmat.

After exploring the school further, the group discovers Mr. Higgins' secret lab beneath the school, where they free Damuru-J from her imprisonment and disable the barrier.

Eddie, Joguo, Bridget, and Damuru-J explore the sewers beneath AHS and defeat the alien fungus Yyigl, clearing the poisonous fungi away from the fields outside. They attempt to leave school grounds, but find another barrier even larger than the first.  Suspecting Mr. Higgins' involvement, they go to search the main office; the principal accuses them of creating the other barrier and sics the robotic "Mini-Kenny" on them.  Defeating the robot, they discover another passage leading deep below the school.After exploring a network of tunnels underneath the school, they reach the underground city of Yagziknia, where they are tested by Uraaiynu and recieve the key to the ancient temple hidden beneath AHS. The group enters the temple, where they are ambushed by Adam Nebozu, Mash Cracke, and Tijje McPupé. After defeating the three thugs, they reach the Great Anbell's chamber, and after a long fight Eddie is allowed to take the Num Coin from its pedestal.

Bridget turns against the others and attempts to take the Num Coin, but retreats after finding that she is unable to defeat Eddie, Joguo, and Damuru-J all at once.

· October 23rd:  Back in Yagziknia, Uraaiynu teaches Eddie how to better control his Num Power.  After ordinary training proves too slow, she informs Eddie of a special meditation technique which will allow him to venture within his own being to unlock the source of his own innate Num Power (required to access the Num Coin's power) and learn how to tap into it much more quickly.The group reaches the surface, where the vampire Pugh joins them after they help train his pigeons. They then climb Mt. Goribo, where Joguo finds the ancient sword Greengrad. A Burijeoo spacecraft appears above Alleghany High School's roof as they prepare to invade.

· October 24th: Eddie's group returns to AHS and helps Kara return to normal after being transformed into a mutant cat by the Radioactive Kitty Ears. They then climb to the school's roof and fight Sarah Fartbean, who has decided to help the Burijeoo invasion force.

After defeating Sarah, they board Bridget's spaceship and fight her in her true Burijeoo form. Following a long battle, Bridget is too weak to continue fighting, and the ship begins to self-destruct as a result of damage it sustained during the fight.

Everyone but Bridget manages to escape, but rather than dying, Bridget is somehow split into good and evil halves when she is caught in the explosion while attempting to cast an unknown magic spell.

The "good" Bridget awakens on the school's roof, and reveals that she seems to have lost much of her memory; the "evil" Bridget awakens several hundred yards away, in the woods just outside AHS.

· November 7th: Joguo begins to take his ninja training more seriously.

· December 24th: Captain Scud and Sea Slug Man team up to defeat Blackbeard Santa, a criminal who used ice magic in order to crack open the vaults in a series of Christmas Eve bank robberies the past few years. Meanwhile, Mr. Higgins spends Christmas Eve having a party with the Yuckow Foods. 

2004

· February 11th: Fartbean Subway lines now run from Nevada to southwest Virginia. One Fartbean Subway station opens up in Clifton Forge.

· March 15th: Fartbean Subway lines now run all the way from the West Coast to the East Coast.

· March 27th: Eddie begins training in order to master stronger Num Power techniques.

· April 2nd: Master Fartbean informs Mr. Higgins that some of AHS's students are in fact aliens. This causes Mr. Higgins to freak out (as the only aliens he likes are the Yuckow Foods) and form the "Yuckow Army," a force devoted to discovering alien students and expelling them from his school.

· April 3rd: While climbing Mt. Goribo, the "good" split-Bridget meets J'daahi Bunprego and is chosen to become a Guardian of the Barfoo, replacing an older Guardian who had recently died.  She is tasked with watching over the eastern United States, a region which has two Barfoo Points -- one in an underwater cave near the hidden city of Aspia, and another beneath Alleghany High School.

· May 5th: The Yuckow Army's combat training is complete.

· May 8th: Master Fartbean and his scientists begin work on Robo-Food, the Yuckow Army's secret weapon.

· May 10th: Robo-Food is completed and shipped to Mr. Higgins.

· May 11th: The Yuckow Army puts AHS under siege while searching for aliens among the student body. Various students are forced to fight off the Yuckow Army to end the siege and protect their friends from being dragged away.

Kara is recognized as an Iklaian and captured by a Yuckfood Warrior named Guuyuk. Several other Yuckfood Warriors lead squads of lesser Yuckow Foods to search the school, with one group being unfortunate enough to encounter both Eddie and the good split-self of Bridget in the same classroom.

Joguo and a rebellious young Yuckow Food named Yukko barge into Mr. Higgins' office. Yukko defeats Lieutenant Crusty Disgusty without much difficulty but is surrounded by a pair of Yuckfood Warriors, having a hard time fighting them both at once. After the Yuckfood Warriors are defeated, Joguo humiliates Mr. Higgins by cutting off his mustache, which he had just managed to regrow after it was removed in their previous encounter.

Robo-Food is unleashed, easily defeating most of his opponents no matter what they do. Eddie eventually manages to destroy the cyborg Yuckow Food by using his ultimate Num Power technique, the Numnum Smash, for the first time.  Also destroyed in the process: much of the building in the area around Robo-Food, including the nearby bathrooms, most of the detention room, and a chunk of the band room.

With a little help from Yukko, the Yuckow Army is disbanded once and for all.

· May 29th: Eddie, Joguo, Bridget, and others attend AHS's senior prom.

2005

• Both split-selves of Bridget notice that their original Burijeoo abilities, including their magic, seem to be gradually returning.

2006

• Ansem the Wise dies in an explosion. Shortly afterward, George W. Bush gets his team of scientists to produce an enhanced clone of Ansem, covering up evidence of the original's death. Bush is able to convince the clone that he is the same person as the original Ansem, and that the explosion only caused him to lose his memory of the past.

• The cloned Ansem becomes associated with the Ku Klux Klan, taking on the alias "Captain Racist."

• The Green Wind Dragon Dojo relocates from Las Vegas, Nevada to New Hamster, Pennsylvania.

• The XIII Strip Club opens up in New Hamster, moving into the building that was once used by an older strip club that went out of business.

2007

• Police in New Hamster crack down on gang activity, wiping out many of the city's major gangs. Only the Skinks and the Amish survive the crackdown, with the Skinks' membership greatly reduced.

2008 

• Pugh agrees to a television interview, hoping to dispel some of the myths that have built up surrounding vampires like himself.  This backfires, as drooling vampire fangirls (and wannabe vampire hunters) come from miles around to track him down.  Along with his friends Steve, Rhombus, Zamboni, Elvis, and Crurotarsi, he leaves Covington in search of a new home... at least until the "vampire panic" dies down.

· September 16th: While eating at a Burger King, the Swarm finds a portal in the ball pit that leads them to the Burger Kingdom. After wandering around for a while, they take up residence in an abandoned tower.

· September 20th: El Garbanzo crosses the US/Mexico border in search of his father, exploring the city of Wrongside, Texas alongside Señor Death and Señor Rialgo.

After gathering some information on the whereabouts of El Garbanzo's father, the group steals a car from some gang members and drives away.

· September 21st: The stolen car breaks down just outside the town of Frogbucket, Alabama.

In exchange for some much-needed car repairs, the group ventures into the Ku Klux Kavern in order to defeat the Frogbucket Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.

· September 22nd: The temporary repairs to their car fail, and the trio of Mexicans end up stranded in Virginia, near the haunted house that is home to Schnee McBoobs.

After confronting Schnee several times, they eventually find that she was only testing them and in fact intends to join them in their quest. She provides a Volkswagen van for transportation, and the four head north toward New Hamster, Pennsylvania.

· September 23rd: While searching for parts to upgrade the van into a Hippie Battle Van, the group discovers a portal in the ball pit of New Hamster's Burger King restaurant. They are pulled into the Burger Kingdom, where they find that the Swarm intends to overthrow the King and take the kingdom for themselves.

After defeating Meghan, Lauren, and Smoop, they travel to Swarm Tower. Inside, they defeat Nancos before proceeding to the top floor, where they face off against the leader of the Swarm, Bridget. After a tough battle, Bridget is sent flying out a window by Señor Rialgo's Boomfarter attack.

To show his thanks for defeating this threat to the kingdom, the Burger King provides El Garbanzo with a powerful weapon known as the "Cheesenormous."

Back in New Hamster, the group encounters Sarah Palin, who brings a statue to life using her bitch-magic in an attempt to defeat them. This fails, and Palin finds herself being launched all the way back to Alaska by one of Señor Rialgo's powerful farts.

· September 24th: With the van fully upgraded, the Mexicans and Schnee continue northward to Pukadonna Federal Penitentiary, where El Garbanzo's father is being held. Before they can escape with him, however, George W. Bush and Captain Racist arrive. After a series of fights, Captain Racist is killed and Bush runs away. After defeating Dick Cheney outside, the group drives off in the van.

· September 26th: After driving north across the Canadian border, the van is forced to stop when its Mountain Dew supply runs low. After winning a strange quiz game hosted by the mayor of Beaverfoot, they are able to refuel and continue their drive.

· September 28th: El Garbanzo and company arrive at the secret government base in Alaska, quickly defeating the guards and sneaking in. As they head toward the upper floors, they are forced into battle against both Dick Cheney and George W. Bush. The group reaches the room where the giant robot is being constructed, but before they can destroy it, it is activated by Sarah Palin. They attempt to fight it, but find that its protective shields are too strong for them.Alejandro, driving the Hippie Battle Van, comes flying into the room and smashes a hole through the robot, disabling its shields. This allows the others to destroy it, triggering the base's self-destruct sequence.Everyone escapes as the base explodes, freeing the souls of the Mexicans who were being used to power the giant robot. Gold bars, which had once been stored somewhere inside the base, begin to rain from the sky for several minutes afterward.

· October 2nd: El Garbanzo and his father return home to Mexico. After dropping them off, Schnee heads back north to the haunted house, which she remodels using her share of the gold bars.

· October 3rd: Señor Rialgo uses part of his share of the gold bars to buy a pimped-out car specially made to fit his incredible bulk.

· October 31st: Señor Death attends the annual Grim Reaper convention, meeting with the Grim Reapers from other countries all across the world.

· November 4th: Mr. Chicken is elected the 44th President of the United States.

· November 6th: A religious fanatic attempts to assassinate Mr. Chicken, but his attempt is easily foiled by Chicken's bodyguards Tarato Buriu and Asuljai.

2009

· February 17th: A human-supremacist group attempts another assassination of Mr. Chicken. Much like the first attempt, it fails miserably.

• In the absence of the leaders who had kept them under control before, gang warfare between the remnants of the Cavemen, Geckos, Pirates, and Ninjas breaks out in the streets of Wrongside, Texas. The ensuing violence (and the equally-violent police response afterward) results in all four of the gangs being wiped out. 

2010

• November 1st: Sightings of Sea Slug Man are reported near the city of São Paolo, Brazil.

2011 

• An ordinary day at work for Señor Death is interrupted when he senses an evil presence approaching the Barfoo Point near the ghost town of El Dorito.  The presence is that of Skrawn Pesalah, a high priest in a Rupoo-worshipping cult who seeks to take the Barfoo Point's power as part of a scheme to achieve eternal life.  After a brief battle in which the Grim Reaper effortlessly counters Skrawn's magic, the Rupoo cultist lunges at Señor Death and as a result is killed instantly, sliced in two by his Reaper Scythe.